Goosnav™ Brick

SOME ONE THROWS IT AT ME AND NOW IT IS MINEEEEEEEE, MY BRICK

Used this brick to lobotomize myself. Worked perfect for this purpose. I store it next to my fire bell. Yay brick!

Love my Goosnav Bricks. Inventive concept. Durable. Useful (excellent as bookends, for example). Great variety — both because you get a different experience with each side of the brick, and because, in the grand scheme of things, each brick is different and unique. You can and should keep adding more and more to the collection! In fact, as the dollar declines, it is sound financial advice to diversify your portfolio with Goosnav Bricks.*
Thanks, Goosnav!

*this is not financial advice; I am not an authorized financial advisor

I bought this brick and let's just say I am beyond satisfied. All of the things you'd want from a brick are there, alongside everything I'd want from an art piece!
11/10 best brick ever!

It has a suicide bomber on it and that made my day better.

This brick cost too much to throw through a window so I’ll probably use a rock

I hope you become a billionaire