Goosnav™ Brick

Wasn't able to buy it myself, some guy I know has one though and i'm jealous as shit. so my plan is to start a multi-million dollar business that makes me enough money to buy my very own one of a kinda goosnav brick. I hope to achieve this through sucking off peter tiel enough where he stops thinking i'm a servent of the anti-christ (or whatever he thinks, idk wasn't at that corporate retreat) to where he will invest in my startup. or maybe i'll give him some blood, idk

SOME ONE THROWS IT AT ME AND NOW IT IS MINEEEEEEEE, MY BRICK

Used this brick to lobotomize myself. Worked perfect for this purpose. I store it next to my fire bell. Yay brick!

Love my Goosnav Bricks. Inventive concept. Durable. Useful (excellent as bookends, for example). Great variety — both because you get a different experience with each side of the brick, and because, in the grand scheme of things, each brick is different and unique. You can and should keep adding more and more to the collection! In fact, as the dollar declines, it is sound financial advice to diversify your portfolio with Goosnav Bricks.*
Thanks, Goosnav!

*this is not financial advice; I am not an authorized financial advisor

I bought this brick and let's just say I am beyond satisfied. All of the things you'd want from a brick are there, alongside everything I'd want from an art piece!
11/10 best brick ever!